I baby sit from time to time and here are a couple of stories about poop involving the kids I babysit.
One of the two-year-olds I baby sit had to take a poop. I was waiting in the bathroom with her as she was pooping (we were using a public restroom).
Once, she pooped she screamed, “I pooped.” She smiled looked at me and immedately said, “I’m stronger than you!”
I baby sit a three-year-old girl from time to time. One week she was having problems pooping. Constipation. And, the police drove by the car with their lights and sirens on and she asked what do police do. I told her, “People call them when they need help.” She thought for a second and then said, “Maybe the people need help pooping.”
I was babysitting the same girl from story one. And, she told me, out of nowhere, “It’s not okay to eat real poop. But, it’s okay to eat imaginary poop.”